Stripper Apocalypse Shelter
I happen to think this is funny, so I’m blogging about it. If you have delicate sensibilities you should probably skip this one. Consider yourself warned.
An L.A. based Adult Entertainment company, Pink Visual, is reportedly building their very own apocalypse shelter according to local news sources here and here. There is an additional press release about the construction on the parent company’s website (but if you think I’m linking to a porn site you got another thing coming – NSFW).
They even include a terrific graphic of the design:
Now, I’ve been studying emergency planning and various disaster shelter plans for years, so this design intrigues me. It look suspiciously like the inside of a strip club, but I know that HAS to be purely coincidental. Look, there’s a command center, decontamination shower, security area, satellite communications center, and a place to keep the kegs cold. That seems legit to me. Of course my glowing recommendation and analysis has nothing to do with the fact that the company’s invitation list is still open. <call me!>
The 1200 occupancy listed in the news brief seems way high to me, but to be completely fair to Pink Visual, they didn’t say anyone would survive the apocalypse in this shelter. It’s just a great place to ride out the end of the world. Think carefully…sit in a damp dark basement with canned food and flashlights, or party with the strippers…er…beautiful people until the world crashes. Hmmm….decisions, decisions.
How much is a plane ticket to LA?